Arrogance. That is the only word I can think of for the people who have perpetrated the greatest scientific wool-over-our-eyes experiment of the 21st century. How dare they lie to us and tell us that nothing bad will happen when they switch on their fancy-shmany collider. The call it the Hadron Collider. I have a better name for it: The great big machine with magnets that will start a black hole and destroy the earth. I have no doubt that Bush is behind it too. I am telling you that I know that it will destroy the earth. It came to me in a dream and then I forgot in another dream. Then I remembered this morning while I was showering that I had the dream and then forgot it. So hear I am, warning you all.
As you all know, this horror located on the other side of the globe. It may take a while for us to find out if it has destroyed the earth, so I contracted with a partner on the inside who set up a site for us to visit to determine the status of the planet. Here it is.
Keep you affairs in order people. You have been warned.
And so it goes.